Weaponized Bacon

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A couple coworkers approached me recently, claiming the CIA has been secretly eliminating public figures using a "heart attack dart." They pointed out that several high-profile deaths were allegedly government assassinations. I countered by pointing out that bacon is known to cause heart attacks and is a more likely culprit than James Bond bursting into your window with a spy gun. My coworkers called me close-minded, and one person questioned how we can know what's really going on in the age of 3D printing, where anyone can create anything. I responded by sending them a picture of my completed "Bacon Dart," which I claimed was fired at me by an unknown assailant, potentially marking me for elimination. Even weeks later, mentioning the "weapon" still brings laughter and has given it legendary status.