Washington Crab Calipers - For Your Hearty Crew

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After wrestling a feisty catch out of its net, the Captain snapped his head left while dodging to his right with his trusty caliper in hand. The anger burning in his eyes was unmistakable as he writhed and clawed, leaving the intrepid sailor perplexed by the varying measurements for Dungeness crab in different state regulations. In a swift motion, the sea creature seized the captain's caliper and flung it into Puget Sound. "Oh no!" The Captain exclaimed, followed by an expletive of frustration. "This is a design flaw - my trusty Washington Compliance measuring tool was meant to float, not sink and measure crab in Davy Jones' Locker! If Davy Jones himself were based in Washington, even the infamous sea demon might struggle with fish and wildlife compliance rules!" With that, the Captain's Special 3D Printed masterpiece took shape. To ensure it floats, he opted for 20% infill. The device now proudly displays vital reminders of Red Rock and Dungeness limits, preventing any confusion as sailors clash with marine beasts.