Vent Mounted Nuggie Sauce Pack Holdie

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Well holy shit; lookie what we got here boys! Lil Timmy Whatshisface got some McNuggies, whilst lil Johnny Wontshutdafuqup decided to get some Burger King nugs. So there they are, sit'n in the parking lot, having some nuggets; they crack open some sauce packets... then all of a sudden HOLY SHIT! SOME DOUCHEBAG IN A HUMMER OUTTA NOWHERE SLAMS INTO THE PARKED CAR AT 58.2MPH, (OH LAWD... 93.66KPH MY METRIC BOIS) CAUSING SAUCE AND GOLDEN CRUSTED NUGGIES TO FLY OUT THE VEHICLE, BECOMING DANGEROUS PROJECTILES AND KILLING MR. SOMERANDOMGUY ON IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!! (Also the boys are dead...) Well fellow customer; we can't stop idiots behind the wheel from ending your fragile lives, but we at FFFTechnology CAN save your nugget sauce from becoming a money shot all over your face! Introducing the Vent Mounted Nuggie Sauce Pack Holdie! Not only has NOBODY ever come up with this idea before, (Sarcasm, for those who don't enjoy humor) but we also couldn't come up with a better name! This patent pending, god tier of sauce holding devices mounts to vehicle air vents, and keeps your delicious sauce packs held secure from: Road RageBeing the Drift KingDriving into a ditchSlamming into a hoboBeing a Basic BitchAnd so much more! Simply press the sauce holder's clips into one of several vent blades, crack open a cold sauce with the boys, drop that bitch into the holder, and enjoy dunking them bad nuggies like ya own the parking lot! You can print this dank design in any color you want; from: "Epstein didnt kill himself" Prison Sheet Orange, all the way to "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Red! So stop spilling cum in your lap, stop calling said cum "Sweet and Sour Sauce" you sick fuck, and print a Vent Mounted Nuggie Sauce Pack Holdie, Today! (Compatible with McDonalds and Burger King sauce packs manufactured as of 2021)