Unsee Button

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We've all been there. Cruising our go-to online hangouts(tumblr, reddit, 4chan...whoever that person is), and then we saw IT. That one thing that seared itself into our minds like a permanent tattoo from a blind artist. We saw it when we woke up in the morning, then we couldn't shake it off even when we closed our eyes at night. It haunted us like an invisible presence unmoored from the web, following us everywhere until we cracked under the pressure and had to let go. This solution will fix everything! Now you can simply "unsee" all that terrible stuff. Whether it was those girls doing something weird with pasta or that guy with a strange scar...you know what I'm talking about. The internet is proof that our species can't handle nice things. How to Use: Just print out this button using the heaviest material available. If Shapeways starts offering lead as an option, you can bet this will be the first thing they print. Otherwise, use one of those new metal-filled PLA filaments everyone's talking about. Print it in heavy material – the heavier, the better. Maybe even cast it out of ceremonial bronze. (this step requires some help from a friend) Hand the button to your friend and tell them to throw it as hard as they can at the back of your head. After that friend leaves and swears off associating with you anymore, find another friend who'll toss the thing into the back of your skull like a pro baseball player. When you come to, see if you can still remember what you were trying to forget. You might have forgotten some other stuff too, like your age or your parents' names...or your spouse. Trust me, it's worth the price. Lather, rinse, and repeat : ) Peace! Print Settings Printer Brand: Solidoodle Printer: Solidoodle 2 - Pro Resolution: .1-.3mm Infill: 20-90% Notes: You know what you're doing – I'll leave you alone. How I Designed This Classified...nothing to see here : )