Ultimate Fly killer / catcher 100% success guaranteed

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This Revolutionary Fly Annihilator is 100% Proven Effective. Simply Print and Follow the Instructions... Place the Fly Precisely on Top of the Left Printed Piece. Carefully Position the Right Printed Piece Above and Press Down Firmly. Voila! Your Problem is Solved Instantly! (Please Note: No Flies Were Harmed or Disrespected During Rigorous Testing) This Innovative Device is Designed for Flies Measuring Less Than 20mm in Length and Width. For Larger Flies, a Complete Re-Engineering Will Be Necessary to Ensure Optimal Performance. We Welcome Your Requests and Will Provide Custom Quotes Upon Review. UPDATE: After Further Research, It Has Been Discovered That the Speed at Which You Apply Pressure with the Right Handed Piece Must be Adjusted According to the Fly's Agility Level. By Fine-Tuning This Parameter, You Can Achieve Maximum Effectiveness in Fly Elimination.