two-handed bottle opener

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There's been a few designs for a one-handed bottle opener over the years. Everyone agrees that two hands are better than one, so here's a two-handed bottle opener. I think people didn't really get this at first when I posted it. So, I'm adding some extra explanation in an imaginary FAQ format. Q: Is this a joke? A: Yes. The question is, what kind of joke. Q: I knew it wasn't a real bottle opener. A: That's not even a question. Q: Is this really a bottle opener then? A: Yes, it is. I use it to open bottles all the time. Q: How do you do that? A: Google It Yourself! One hint: you'll need two hands, not just one hand and a stand. If you're still looking for a one-handed bottle opener, buy a grabber. Q: Can't I just use an old meter stick or a lighter? A: Yes, you can.