The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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This one has a working pin and was made using Tinkercad! Note: Added a slightly larger cross with longer pin base. Also moved the top pearl forward a bit so that this can print flat on its back better. 9/26/16 The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then he raised high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and feast upon lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... The Lord said, "First pull the Holy Pin. Then count to three. Three shall be the number of counting and the number of counting shall be three. Do not count four nor two, except that you then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three being the number of counting be reached, lob the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe who being naughty in my sight shall snuff it." King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three.