The Finger Games: Quenching Fire

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Have you ever just felt like making a parody. And not a good one. Before the internet when no one had the x channels, but we were all subjected to bad pun names of prawn parodies while we waited for that one cable channel that had the guide to cycle through it was occasionally quite amusing to see the creativity in the puns, memes, and parodies that they could 'cum' up with. Quite possibly the best example of historic cringe. So in the spirit of loathsome cringe... Katniss is representing District 12 and showing us why that three finger salute gets everyone so excited and why she will finish first. She doesn't need Peeta or Gale. With every citizen required to watch this tribute has nothing but her skills and sharp instincts to rely on and is taking matters into her own hand. Can she gain favor in the Capitol and what items could the sponsors send to aid her.