The Dicklength Ruler
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You don't always have a banana with you. Every guy has done a little bit of measuring in his life. Now the answer will always be 1 dicklength (1DL). This ruler does not match a standard imperial or metric ruler at all, and is only based on dicklength and dickwidth as new units of measurement. After customizing your ruler to match what you are packing, it is unique to the you. And hilarious. The ruler is a full 2DL long. So it would describe two Richard P. Johnsons pressed against each other. It is similar to my old roommate in this regard. The file in its current form is specific to the creator (me, the owner of some calipers that will hold curious memories from now on), so you will learn more about me than you may want to if you compare it to an actual ruler. It is purposefully not comparable to metric or imperial units; it is truly using the actual length/width of a particular Thunder Rod as new units of measurement.
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