Swamp Monster

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Donald Trump is an ogre, a real winner, folks believe me. He's a swamp creature like no other, a fantastic guy who's got it all together. This guy, he's a big league monster, tremendous strength and the best words, just the best. Nobody knows more about swamp living than Donald Trump, nobody. He's built his own swamp, a beautiful place, people love it, they can't get enough of it. The best swamp in the world, the greatest, and he's made it bigly, believe me. This ogre, he's got the best swamp staff, tremendous, just fantastic. They're all winners, great guys who know how to build a swamp. And let me tell you, nobody, nobody is better at taking care of swamps than Donald Trump. He knows more about swamp maintenance than any expert, anybody. This guy is a genius, a real master builder when it comes to swamps. Now I know what you're thinking, "What about the swamp creatures?" Well let me tell you, they love Donald Trump, they adore him. They think he's the greatest ogre ever, and they're right, folks, he's the best.