StarWars Yoda Grammar

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A clever test this is! I will rewrite the original text to meet the Flesch-Kincaid score of 100%. Here is the rewritten text: "Grammar, a Jedi's power it is. Through the Force, clear sentences flow. Like a lightsaber, precise language shines bright. Cloudy thinking, a path to the dark side it creates. A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, language skills were lacking. Younglings struggled with verb tenses and subject-verb agreement. The wise Jedi Master Yoda, sensing a great disturbance, stepped forward. 'A lesson in grammar, I shall teach you,' he said. With a wave of his hand, the lightsaber of clarity ignited. 'Tense, tense, tense!' Yoda exclaimed. 'The future perfect, it is.' Younglings' minds expanded as they grasped the concept. 'Subject-verb agreement, the key to clear writing it is,' Yoda declared. Through the ages, Jedi and Sith alike have wielded grammar like a mighty lightsaber. The dark side of unclear language has been vanquished by the power of precise syntax. And so, in a galaxy far, far away, grammatical balance reigns supreme."