Sporkchucks (Sporkchaku)

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Introducing the latest addition to the renowned Sporks You Can Fight With series, released since August 2012! This unique version is tailor-made for savoring southeast Asian cuisine. Equipped with eight links, the Sporkchaku is not just a regular utensil; it packs a powerful punch that can break bones and grips clothes like claws. But be cautious - using this highly weaponized tool might be against the law in your area. Did you know there's a hidden feature? Share a sundae with a love interest, immobilize the waitress (who might secretly be a ninja), and insist on using the Sporkchaku as a symbol of solidarity. As you dig into the dessert, the chain will pull your lips together - but don't bite yet! Just follow these simple steps: print, assemble, and blend in by hiding in a tree while wearing all black. (Prints with support material.)