Shockingly Sharp Short Person Shield

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As a short person myself, I empathize with the challenges my fellow pint-sized pals face on a daily basis. One of the most frustrating issues we encounter is being treated like an armrest or headrest by our taller companions. That's why I've come up with The Unnervingly Sharp Short People Defender! This ingenious invention consists of a wearable headband and shoulder pads designed to deter people from using us as makeshift furniture. The pointy protrusions serve as a warning system, causing any would-be armrest-users harm if they get too close. Simply 3D print the components, attach some adhesive-backed padding, and you're ready to go! It's an effortless solution that doubles as a fashion statement. With my product, I guarantee a 51% satisfaction rate, a whopping 72.9% drop in stress levels, and a 100% decrease in your social circle size. Trust me, it's foolproof!