Runaway Blimp aka Raytheon JLENS

thingiverse

Because people don't know how to respect creative licenses, give proper credit, not sell for profit, and compete fairly on Etsy, I'm deleting all my 3D models and destroying the ones that remain unless Thingiverse starts taking serious action or begins protecting designers. This seems like the only logical solution. Sorry guys - you can find more of my work at PoliticalSculptor.com or follow me on Instagram at @mstyle183 or Twitter at @mstyle183/@politicalsculpt if you don't have a 3D printer, you can purchase this at Shapeways.com/product/GU9LCJ7JY/runaway-blimp-aka-raytheon-jlens. Everyone can now own a piece of military technology at their desk - a nice fighter jet or tank is out there for you to buy, already painted and assembled, or just buy kits that allow you to create these things yourself, but I have something even better: 3D-printed pieces! A fighter jet costs a couple of million dollars, so do tanks, but if you're a high roller, you might want something that costed billions - but not as expensive as the F-35, which is in the trillions and still doesn't work. I have the perfect piece of military memorabilia. Anyway, I'm kind of famous for making butt plugs - just look up my website at PoliticalSculptor.com or Google "Fernando Sosa 3D." It's not like I chose to be known as the butt plug guy; it just happened. So when I saw this thing on TV that looked exactly like a butt plug, but for two hours, and then found out it costed almost 4 billion dollars of American tax payer money, I went from intrigued to utterly infuriated... According to my research, this is part of a pair of balloons looking like a single huge penis - called blimps. These are flown high in the air and connected with huge cables to small land bases. I'm guessing that even more expensive wireless model costed more than 2 billion dollars - these are meant to detect low-flying aircraft and missiles undetectable by regular radar, but it's all BS because the working blimp was apparently unable to spot this rogue blimp... These extremely expensive balloons somehow get away from their controllers, with no visible propellers, and their 3 billion dollar control systems are usually broken - probably since they were too cheaply made... So whenever you're slaving away at your office job and wonder where in the world all of our tax money is going... now you can just stare at this giant dildo in your living room and rest assured that someone from Raytheon or Lockheed Martin, or another company is making a whole lot of cash off it while our country doesn't get to enjoy a functioning military technology system worth anything! Disclaimer: This is all just satire - if these companies don't want this kind of embarrassment for themselves they should stop ripping us taxpayers off with useless crap and unfunctioning technologies. Sources http://www.businessinsider.com/blimp-loose-floats-across-country-military-2015-10 http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/this-giant-sensor-packed-balloon-is-about-to-watch-over-the-country-1635655334-1739241144 Print Settings Rafts: Yes Supports: Yes Resolution: .2 Infill: Printed in Shell Mode Notes: Rotate it and print it so it stands up.