Runaway Blimp aka Raytheon JLENS

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You can follow more of my work at http://Politicalsculptor.com, http://www.instagram.com/mstyle183 or follow me on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/mstyle183, http://www.twitter.com/politicalsculpt. If you don't have a 3D printer, you can purchase this at https://www.shapeways.com/product/GU9LCJ7JY/runaway-blimp-aka-raytheon-jlens. So everyone, get a nice piece of military technology for your desk - a fighter jet or a tank. You can buy these already painted and assembled or nice kits to build them yourself. However, I have something even better that's 3D printed! A fighter jet costs millions, tanks cost millions too, but if you're a baller, you want something that costs billions. (But not as expensive as the F-35, which is at trillions of dollars and doesn't work yet.) I have the perfect piece of military memorabilia for you. Anyways, I'm kind of famous for making butt plugs, as you can see in my website politicalsculptor.com or just Google "Fernando Sosa 3D." I didn't choose to be the butt plug man, but it happened that way. So when I saw this butt plug-looking thing on TV for a couple of hours, I was intrigued. However, when I found out this monstrosity, butt plug-looking thing costed the American taxpayer almost four billion dollars, I went from intrigued to pissed off. According to some research I did, this is part of a pair of butt plug balloons, I mean Blimps. These blimps are flown extremely high and connected with a huge cable to tiny land bases. The wireless model probably cost more than two billion dollars. These things are supposed to detect missiles and aircraft that fly very low that aren't detectable by regular radar. Which I think is bull because apparently the other "working" blimp wasn't able to detect the runaway blimp that got away. Anyways, this extremely expensive balloon somehow got loose and has no way of being controlled since it doesn't appear to have any propellers. The two billion dollar remote control that deflates it wasn't working either. I'm guessing the one with propellers and a working remote is three billion dollars. So whenever you're working your ass off at your office and wonder where in the world your tax dollars are going, now you can stare at this butt plug-looking thing and be assured that your money is making someone at some government contractor like Raytheon or Lockheed Martin very rich. And we get a non-working piece of military technology that took out the power of about thirty thousand people because we didn't buy the wireless model. Disclaimer: This is satire, and if Raytheon doesn't want to see this kind of embarrassing product being made, maybe they should stop overcharging us with shitty products that don't work and run away! Sources http://www.businessinsider.com/blimp-loose-floats-across-country-military-2015-10 http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/this-giant-sensor-packed-balloon-is-about-to-watch-over-the-world-1635655334/1739241144