Robotech Commander and Chief of all Meltrandi and Zentraedi (ETC Assoc Game Piece)

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1) I start first. 2) Range and accuracy mean nothing to me. One shot. One kill. Even if you're playing on another table and a different game. I always hit my target. 3) I am the ultimate winner. 4) I get to choose what outfit I wear, and it's going to be one with pink polka dots. 5) My stuff is always decorated with pink polka dots. 7) You will scream out my name in triumph! 8) I start with 5 Command Points, but I can summon up to 500 more whenever I need them. 9) Rules are for the weak; I don't need them. 10) The laws of physics only apply to you - not to me. 11) I can pause this game at any moment, because I'm in control. 12) If you're not an alien, ESPER, or Time Traveler, then you're boring and I'm not interested. 13) Entertain me, or face the consequences - I'll kick your butt if you don't amuse me. 14) Learn Japanese, and you won't need subtitles to understand what's going on. Oh, and rule #6 refers back to rule #3. Brigade Chief!