Psycho/Victim Mood Penguin

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Cute little critter with a dark side. I needed a bit of Voodoo doll to tackle a problem I'm working on, but don't knit or practice Voodoo. So, I went back to my trusty 3D printer. This little guy will take a left-handed stab between the shoulder blades or a right-handed one under the ribs - or both. (A knife is included, batteries not needed.) If you're feeling less approachable, you can arm your penguin with a warning sign to deter silly questions. There are also more sane options, like a body without holes for knives, kinder eyes, and different beak lengths (the medium one is in the pictures).