Print My Ugly Face

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These are 8 unique scans of my mugshot, captured with an Xbox Kinect. Print out these images and plaster them wherever you like. Or use these faces to create something entirely new. Help flood the world with my likeness, part of my goal to be the most recognizable, least significant person ever! A nobody, unknown by many, yet ubiquitous, like gum stuck to humanity's collective shoe. Use my face in bold or bizarre ways, based on your own vision. Some ideas: 1. Conceal them in plain sight, like urban graffiti. 2. Add a magnet and stick them to metal door frames and window sills. 3. Hide single faces in nooks and crannies, then check back to see if anyone noticed and discarded them. 4. Toss one under a couch or chair that nobody cleans under, surprise someone when they finally do. 5. Drop one into a tip jar, catch the person off guard who thought you left money. 6. Strap one to a rocket and blast it into the dark expanse of space. 7. Give them to kids for Halloween, count how many get hurled back at your house in anger. 8. Donate them to Goodwill, see what price they try to sell them for. 9. Toss one at someone you don't know when their back is turned. 10. Sneak one behind the altar of a church or temple, steal prayers for nefarious purposes. 11. Write a tiny sticker with the words "If found return to this address for a reward" and use the address of a complete stranger. Leave on a park bench and watch what happens next. 12. Get a bumper sticker with the words, "I'm with stupid" and a big red arrow. Glue my face at the end of the arrow. 13. Give them as gifts to people you don't know, without explanation. Enjoy their puzzlement, then collect from trash later and do it all again. Or for craft projects: 1. Create a new Face of Hero toy. 2. Design a Face of Monster toy. 3. Use my face on a robot for robotics projects. 4. Make DIY targets for plinking. 5. Craft scarecrows for tiny birds. 6. Use my face as the crest on the bow of a small ship. 7. Create a totem to ward off evil spirits. 8. Replace the face on a train's front. 9. Glue one to the back of Nike shoes. 10. Use my face as fodder for custom shotgun shells. 11. Attach one to the back of a truck, just over the truckballs. 12. Attach one to the back of a truck, just under the truckballs. 13. Place one with a cut rose. #PLEASE POST PICTURES OF YOUR CREATIONS! Eventually these faces will be part of a Kickstarter to mass-produce them in millions of zinc copies, so my ugly face will be ubiquitous and even harder to destroy.