(Parametric) THE COZINATOR 3000!

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📢 EXTRA! EXTRA! 🔊 You are just ONE cozy away from changing your aluminum can experience FOREVER!Introducing... 🥁🥁🥁 THE COZINATOR 3000! 🚀Are you tired of your hand getting too cold from your favorite aluminum-packed beverages? 😱 Or perhaps your can slips out of your hand because it's just too sleek, sleeker than a buttered otter on a Slip 'N Slide? 💦 If you nodded YES to any of these, the Cozinator 3000 is your knight in PLA armor!Crafted with love and excessive enthusiasm, our Cozinator 3000 can take your can from "Blah!" to "Ah!" in just a nanosecond. This revolutionary invention combines the comfort of a soft blanket 🛌 with the tenacity of a mountain goat 🐐 – holding your beverage can with a GRIP OF STEEL! 😲And here's the kicker! 💥 It even comes with a handle. YES, you heard it right, a HANDLE! No more having to employ the claw grip on your drink. Now, you can wave it around like a royal scepter! Rule your beverage kingdom with pride! 👑Not sold yet? Here's a testimonial from one of our esteemed customers, Larry, who we did NOT bribe with free cozies:"I dropped my drink so many times I started marking my height on the wall with splash marks. But with the Cozinator 3000, I now drink with confidence and my wall is only mildly stained!"So, why wait? Swap your ordinary can experience with the extraordinary coziness of the Cozinator 3000! Get it NOW, before your next can of beer starts giving you the cold shoulder! ❄Remember, with the Cozinator 3000, your grip won’t slip! Say YES to cozy, NO to frosty! 🎉