Noah's Ark (Batman version)

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Noah's Ark Gets a Bat-Twist: As it says in The Dark Knight's Guide to Animal Conservation, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when the rain pours down and threatens to drown every creature on earth, grab an ark, toss some Batman-approved tech inside, and ride the storm out with style." This is the epic tale of Noah's Ark, straight from the mind of Bruce Wayne - a.k.a. Batman. As we've all heard it told, there was once a guy named Noah who got in way over his head, trying to save every last animal on Earth after the floodwaters came crashing down. But not our Dark Knight friend - oh no, he's more like Dark Lord of Justice. He takes charge and decides that the only way to truly safeguard the innocent is to create a sleek, high-tech ark that's the coolest thing Gotham has ever seen. So Batman whips out his smartphone and gives orders left and right: "Gotham PD, get over here with some Bats-tow straps!" he yells into the phone. Then, with a few well-placed gadgets, his trusty sidekick Robin starts hooking up the engines, ready for lift-off. Within no time, this incredible flying ship is lifting off the tarmac and soaring through the skies, right above the waves of doom that are engulfing everything in their path. Next, we've got some real surprises. This ark comes with its own onboard AI assistant, Bat-Holo-Mate - who helps make sure everyone stays organized and fed throughout this high-stakes journey.