My Fancy Glass Bottle of Water

sketchfab

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sipping his drink, he hears a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looks around, but there's nobody nearby who could have said it. A few minutes later, he hears the same voice say, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he looks around, but there's nobody nearby who could have said it. A few more minutes pass, and he hears the voice say, "Great haircut!" This time, he decides to investigate. He asks the bartender, "Did you hear that voice?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."