Multi-Purpose Magnetic Loop Thingy

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A multi-purpose loop with magnets on the tips. You can use this to fish for nails, screws, or other ferrous metals in hard to reach places. Just glue the magnetic cylinders in with cyanoacrylate or epoxy, tie a string to the loop end, and away you go! **If that's all you want this for, skip to the end for links to buy the magnets you'll need. Seriously. It gets weird. It's based on a true story, only the alliterations are embellished.** Or if you're a total weirdo with the right equipment, it can be a wiener weight. I'm not sure why you would want to use this like a pecker stretcher, but I guess you could. In theory it could put a little dangle in your dingle. Far be it from me to wonder why you would want a pendulous penis, I'm merely sharing what I learned from a friend about this idea. I was showing them my nifty trick to pick up screws off the floor with this, and they seemed a little too excited about it and asked me to make them one. I thought, maybe they had more than a few loose screws to pick up off the floor - that is why I designed it after all. Next time I saw them, they had an extra swing in their step, and curiously some swing in their pants and a big grin on their face. I asked what he was so happy about and he said, "Dude, I'm wearing your wiener weight! It's totally tugging my todger...towards the ground, because of gravity, you know?" Bewildered, I asked for some clarification and he continued, "Yea, your willie weight! Er, I don't know what you're calling it. What, like you're not rocking this on your rooster right now? It's perfect with a 40mm stainless steel ball bearing, and super comfortable to wear." I stroked my chin while considering this curious revelation and all the implications on phallic physics, and replied "Maybe it could be a way to encourage any man's schlong to be more of a long dong" Thinking more seriously, and considering the implications for my stretchy besty, I asked, "Isn't it a bit...tight? And how do you drain your dragon with that thing on?" He said, "Aren't you getting a little too personal with all these questions about my masculine member?" Yea, somehow that was the line that shouldn't be crossed, okay, whatever. So anyway, that's my story about how the perfectly useful multi-purpose magnetic loop thingy turned into the willy wizard. **Note:** this is obviously satire, and a novelty, nothing here is medical advice, use at your own risk. Do not wear this through TSA unless you feel like explaining why your multi-purpose magnetic loop thingy with a heavy ball bearing is attached to your dingleberries to a security guy named Jerry with latex gloves that haven't been changed all day, you know, cause they're going to be touching you, and those gloves are nasty. **Important:** 3 sizes are available SM, MD, LG, check the file name. **Affiliate links below,** these designs are freely offered, however if you purchase something through these links I will earn a small commission, and maybe it will help with better writing. - [**Required** 6mm x 10mm cylindrical magnets](https://amzn.to/3mXIMrf) - [1 1/4" Ball Bearing 4.6oz/132g](https://amzn.to/40geUou) - [1 1/2" Ball Bearing 8oz/227g](https://amzn.to/3n87Mfi) - [1 3/4" Ball Bearing 12.6oz/358g](https://amzn.to/403Nwu3) - [2" Ball Bearing 18.9oz/536g](https://amzn.to/3yPmASJ) - [40mm Ball bearing](https://amzn.to/40i5oRH)