Mr. Putin's scientific/medical simulator

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The latest initiative targets those expressing concern about Vladimir Putin's potential health issues and reacting to recent reports of his absences. A one-of-a-kind tool allows users to dissect the inner workings of key aspects of his body, immediately simulating various disease scenarios and proposing corrective measures in case he becomes afflicted. The instrument also provides a glimpse into his complex mind. Experts claim that brain surface similarities with other politicians lend credence to this project. They comment that it is not a mistake; indeed, this is Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. The tool's accuracy has been further confirmed by additional research, showing how mental structures can change as interests develop, such as the Super Bowl fascination observed in him.