Modern Vampire 3D print model

cgtrader

Vampires are alive and kicking today. In reality, we don't bite, although that would be fun. No capes required, but you'll see them swinging by your place sometime. Don't invite a friend over if you think I'm at the door; that can lead to some real complications. The whole fang-in-your-neck business? Old wives' tale. We don't suck blood like mosquitoes or bed bugs. Although we have those moments where we need an injection of fresh O-negative. We won't bite, though - our stakes are much sharper. Most humans would never spot us walking around their neighborhood at midnight because of our night vision and all-black wardrobe. If they glance closely, you might catch a glimpse of sharp canines but don't be too shocked. After all, those incisors could give some dental surgeons sleepless nights! Living off a liquid diet is cool in theory; the only issue lies when someone orders blood with ketchup. It looks disgusting on any burger, if I'm honest. People have tried making jokes about this very aspect; still, there are limits. I mean no offense - and certainly not by blood. You might not want to shake my hand either after all the vampire news these past years has given them quite the negative reputation. However, rest assured: our existence does serve a purpose and is necessary in certain areas of society. We protect your city and community when they fall short. Some have gone mad, but we try our best as normal human-beings, too - with an aversion to garlic, naturally, which tastes absolutely disgusting and ruins most foods we consume at any dinner party. I guess you could say we prefer vegan cuisine now because, in reality, that is all there is. So don't worry, the whole world of modern vampire life is quite safe around here. Come join us for a spell and discover some good vibes, if nothing else - then, once we get you drunk, just ask any guy what he thinks, since men seem to find vampires 'sexy', or that's just a term from past lore...