Milton

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Milton is a low-poly Parasaurolophus designed specifically for use as a substitute robber token in the popular board game Settlers of Catan. Unlike Robber Rex, who thrives on chaos and destruction, Milton much prefers peaceful reflection to a life of plundering and pillaging. He often spends hours building up the nerve to post anonymously on Jezebel's comment threads. You can read a short story about Milton at our blog.