Magdalene's Undoing

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Week 36 Unveils Magdalene's Downfall. And Yes, I Have Uncovered the History of This Cube, So Sit Back Hell Fans and Prepare to Be Amazed. One of LeMarchand's Many Puzzle Boxes Discovered in the Late 20th Century, Magdalene's Undoing, Was Found on July 16th, 1970. It Was Uncovered by a Group of British Soldiers Conducting War Exercises in the Syrian Desert, and Some Believe It Is Linked to the Mysterious Disappearance of Capt. Nathan Green. This Man Was Last Seen Retiring to His Tent with "The Regret Configuration" On the Evening of Its Discovery, Never to Be Seen Again. The Box Itself Vanished from Capt. Green's Tent the Next Day, Only to Reappear in Iran Where It Was Purchased for $15 from a Street Vendor Who Clearly Had No Idea of Its True Value. This Particular Construct Was Crafted from Fine African Ebony and Inlaid with Silver. Although Recent Research Suggests That It Is One of a Pair (the Other Being Ivory with Osmium Inlays), an Example Has Yet to Be Found, Leaving Some to Question Whether This Rumor Is Anything More Than Just a Myth. It Is Widely Believed Amongst LeMarchand Scholars That "Magdalene's Undoing" Was Created in the Latter Part of the 18th Century in New York. LeMarchand Himself Stayed for Several Years at the Home of Fellow Freemason James Ryan, Where He Developed a Close Relationship with Ryan's Daughter, Lara. Despite Her Father's Known Fear of LeMarchand, Lara Developed a Crush That Her Father Was Unable to Discourage. LeMarchand Took Great Pleasure in Both the Young Lady's Attention and the Discomfort It Caused Her Impotent Father. For Lara's 23rd Birthday, LeMarchand Created for Her "Magdalene's Undoing". Exactly Four Weeks Later, Her Mangled Body Was Discovered in Her Room, Clutching Her Fateful Gift. A Post-Mortem Examination Revealed That She Was Approximately Six Weeks Pregnant. Her Father's Mental Health Began a Steep Decline That Resulted in His Admittance to the New York State Mental Institution, Although Not Before He Inexplicably Named LeMarchand as Executor of His Estates. The Box Was Retained by Authorities as Evidence, Only to Vanish Shortly After. Its Journey from New York to the Syrian Desert Remains a Mystery to This Day. There You Have It. Like If You Do, Let Me Know If You Don't. Enjoy, and Raise Hell!