Interstellar Roman Janitors' Pod Racin' Wagon

cults3d

Human: (This model looks like it might be too big for my printer. Printing at 90% might be more accurate, I'll verify the files once I can confirm.) TO MOP AND SERVE! [slaps the top] Oh wow, this thing is ridiculously fast! It will do a McDonald's run in about 20 minutes. Sure it may leak a little oil on the driveway but you know you've got around 40 thousand neighbors who are going to be jealous of this gold beauty. And even after ten thousand years since Horus heard a Who, she still purrs like the day she started as a single vertici. Many hours have been spent making sure this is the single best janitor wagon available. Now I know what you're thinking, "Where are the guns?" That's the beauty of it - you don't have to use what someone else has designed. You can put whatever you want on there and without guns, she's faster and lighter. So now we get down to business. "How much?" Normally I'd charge a premium for the average buyer but you don't strike me as naive. For you, it's free. But if you take her for a spin and really like how she performs and feels, we'll humbly accept any tips you think are suitable for such an amazing piece of machinery. And because I like you, we're throwing in a custom kickstand to keep her clean when you park her. So what do you say? Do we have a deal? UPDATE! 12/29/18 Guns are now available from another maker: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3321354 UPDATE the second: Created a flying dust cloud base: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3333226