Interstellar Roman Janitors' Pod Racin' Wagon

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It looks like this model might be a bit too large. Printing at 90% could yield better results, so I'll update the files once I can confirm. Get ready for speed! This thing is fast - it'll do a McDonald's run in about 20 minutes. Sure, it may leak a little oil on the driveway, but you know your neighbors will be jealous of this beautiful machine. And after 10,000 years, Horus still purrs like the day she started as a single vertici. Many hours have gone into making sure this is the ultimate janitor wagon you can get your hands on. Now I know what you're thinking: "Where are the guns?" That's the beauty of it - you don't have to use them. You can put whatever you want on there, and without guns, she's faster and lighter. So let's get down to business. How much is it? Normally, I'd charge a premium for the average person, but I think you're someone who knows a good deal. For you, it's free. If you take her for a spin and love how she performs and feels, we appreciate any tips you think are suitable for such an amazing machine. And because I like you, we're throwing in a custom kickstand to keep her clean when you park her. So what do you say? Do we have a deal? UPDATE! 12/29/18: Guns are now available from another maker at https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3321354 UPDATE the 2nd: I've created a flying dust cloud base at https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3333226