I finally got a round tuit

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Finally, here is the round tuit you've been waiting for. It's the ultimate lateral thinker's solution. Whenever your partner assigns you a task you've been putting off, just pull out this baby and say, "I already have a round tuit." Pointing to it will drive the point home. This clever device is designed with zero tolerance for excuses - no drugs or alcohol allowed - but be warned: it may require some minor filing to fit your procrastinating lifestyle.