I AM RICH Commemorative Statue

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In this otherwise tawdry world where life seems to pass by in an instant, we sometimes need to surround ourselves with beautiful objects. Objects that reflect our value and self worth. You work hard in the office each day as the CEO of a large multinational. Everyday, as you drive home with the top down of your Italian Supercar, you gaze into the sunset as the wind tousles your hair, taking this rare moment of calm for yourself. You deserve nice things. As you arrive home, your eastern European wife opens the door of your supercar and greets you with that beautiful smile. She's made blinchikis. You love blinchikis nearly as much as you love that woman. The life of carefree hedonism you have built together sails through your mind's eye in that moment. It's as if time itself has stopped for the two of you. We at Orion Prima Luxury know how hard you work and we appreciate you. You are your own person and master of your own destiny. You are special. You are elite. Our master craftsmen have worked tirelessly for years, using only the finest tools to bring you this statue which oozes only the highest of class and culture. We don't believe in "less is more". We believe that more is better which is why this deluxe statue weighs in at 159 megabytes and has over 1.6 million polygons. That's 1.6 million reasons for why you should own this model. At exactly 280mm tall, our monolithic testament to opulence and precision will fit perfectly into any of your spacious living areas. Your friends and guests will gaze upon it's majesty, it's perfect lines evoking memories of a childhood long past, but never forgotten. Upon purchase, you will be emailed a numbered certificate of authenticity that may be transferred to family or associates. After transferral, a new digitally signed version of the model will be issued and you must delete the original STL file. Failure to delete the file not only depreciates the value of the statue itself, but your value along with it. What would your Instagram followers think? We thank you for bringing this artisanal monument into your life and know you will have fond memories with it for years to come.