Hot Sauce Coupler

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Funny right? What could you possibly need a hot sauce coupler for, you are thinking. But make no mistake, this will come in handy if you are a "La Victoria's" Hot sauce enthusiast. Say you wanted to mix two different flavors of hot sauce. You wouldn't want any sub-par blend, right? Well this is the tool for you. Simply attatch two different bottles of sauce on either end, and allow one to elegantly flow into the other by the miracle of gravity. No more accidentally spilling your liquid gold, leaving spicy, seasoned shards of glass across the kitchen floor. The use of this device will save you its own cost in the amount of effort and wasted sauce you will save in the future. Trust in this hot sauce coupler, and you will not regret it. Your life will never be the same. Also doubles as a short range melee weapon with +5 spicy damage