Homer3D watch

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I'm not a clockmaker, but I know a thing or two about time. You see, Marge, my wife, she's always on my case about being late. "Homer, you're running behind schedule," she'll say. And I'm like, "Aww, come on, Marge! I'm not that bad!" But the truth is, I am pretty bad. I mean, have you seen me try to tell time? It's like trying to solve a puzzle blindfolded. But today, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I headed down to the local hobby shop and picked up some 3D printing materials. You know, for that "special project" I've been putting off for years. As soon as I got home, I set up the printer and started cranking out some clock parts. Now, I'm no expert, but I figured it couldn't be that hard to build a simple clock. I mean, how many gears do you really need? And what's with all these fancy clock mechanisms? Can't we just use something simpler? But hey, who am I to argue with the experts? So, after a few hours of tinkering, I finally had my masterpiece: a 3D printed clock that looked like it belonged in a museum. Well, maybe not a museum, but at least on my mantle. And the best part? It actually worked! Okay, so it was a little wonky, and the hands kept getting stuck, but hey, it was still functional. Marge walked into the room and saw the clock sitting proudly on my desk. She looked at me with that "you're-not-capable-of-building-a-toy-train" expression, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, Marge! Look what I made!" And you know what? For a second, she was actually impressed. But then reality set in, and she started listing off all the things that were wrong with it. I guess that's just how it goes when you're a 3D clock Homer Simpson. You build something cool, but then everyone else has to point out all the things that are wrong with it. Oh well, at least I tried, right? Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some more tinkering to do. Maybe I'll build a robot next. Or a spaceship. Who knows? The possibilities are endless when you're a 3D clock Homer Simpson!