Homer Simpson boxing promoter -3D print ready 3D print model

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I'd be delighted to assist Moe! Now, let me put on my best ringmaster hat and tell you about the ultimate heavyweight sensation - "Donut Destruction" himself, Homer Jay Simpson. The man's an unstoppable force in the boxing ring, a veritable Colossus of a fighter that'll knock out any opponent with ease! Just imagine it, Moe - a massive Homer Simpson, scaled up to an unbelievable 300 times his normal size! We're talking +/– 25cm (10 inches) of towering bulk here, folks! A behemoth on two feet, capable of delivering a crushing left hook that'll flatten any opponent within a ten-block radius. Homer's got the strength of a dozen Don Vitos and the speed of... well, a man in his early thirties trying to escape from the couch after one too many Duff beers. His combination of sheer size, cunning strategy (i.e., throw big, pray big works), and utter disdain for personal safety will leave opponents cowering like so many little puppies! Don't be fooled by Homer's "donut-loving, sloth-like" appearance - beneath the bulk lies a battle-hardened veteran, ready to take on all comers and emerge victorious every time. In fact, it's downright inconceivable that this hulking giant could ever be beaten in a boxing match. Just imagine it - "Donut Destruction vs. The Whomever -" we've got an unstoppable force meeting unyielding courage. Guess what happens when Donkey Kongs clash with Bumbles?! Come see Homer Jay Simpson put his incredible powers to the test and prove why he's the undisputed champ! Bring the entire crew down to Moe's Boxing Stadium (right above Duff Brewery) and be ready for some of the most unforgettable thrills of your life. Donut Destruction: when destruction becomes de facto.