Happy Fun Ball

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Take heed! Avoid prolonged exposure to the thrilling Happy Fun Ball for pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10. Caution: This ball may speed up abruptly, posing risks. Its liquid core, exposed by rupture, is hazardous if touched or inhaled. Never use it on concrete surfaces. Stop playing immediately if you experience symptoms like itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling extremities, loss of balance, slurred speech, temporary blindness, excessive sweating, or heart palpitations. If the ball starts to smoke, evacuate and cover your head. Store the ball in its designated container when not in use and keep it refrigerated. Failure to adhere to these instructions absolves Wacky Products Incorporated and Global Chemical Unlimited of liability. The Happy Fun Ball's mysterious glowing green substance is extraterrestrial, shipped to troops in Saudi Arabia and dropped by warplanes on Iraq. A word of advice: Do not provoke the Happy Fun Ball! It comes with a lifetime warranty.