Handy Palm Sander 3000

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Are you fed up with splinters, burrs, rough edges, paint chips and unwanted facial hair? Then these STL files are exactly what you need. + This is a cutting-edge, high-tech hand tool that I brought back from the year 3000 after escaping to the present day. + It sands, shapes, smooths and removes unwanted burrs or splinters from your multiverse, depositing them in a small metal trash can in a dark alleyway 20 universes away. + **ALL** nuclear isotopes, fidget spinning blades of death and demon souls have been removed from the model. What remains is a practical sanding tool that fits comfortably in the palms of most primates. + Opposable thumbs are necessary to use this sophisticated device effectively. + The letters "**3D**" have been embedded into the model as a reminder that this tool **will not** function in one dimension. MODEL SPECIFICATIONS: **Length = 100mm** **Width = 40mm** **Height = 25mm** **Number of Parts = 3** REQUIREMENTS: 1. Sandpaper 2. Opposable Thumbs 3. Common Sense