Freedom Delivery System (FDS)

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Hey You! Are you an eagle flying, moon landing, anti-communist, freedom loving AMERICAN!?!?!?!? Don't you wish those commie bastards on the other side of your fence appreciated their freedom just a little bit more? Well we have the tech, we have the brains, hell we even have the ALL AMERICAN INNOVATION to bring you the FINEST PRODUCT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introducing the Freedom Delivery System! This device launches volleys of PURE AMERICAN FREEDOM into the air to give those commies a run for their rubles! This launcher is specifically designed to launch TNT Brand Whistling Pete rockets, or similar size rockets at an 82° inclination. This launcher would make NASA blush and SpaceX shit bricks, that's how amazing our launcher is ladies and gentlemen. Kim Jong-un's got nothing on this stuff! Simply index three rockets into the Freedom Cartridge, insert the Freedom Cartridge into the Freedom Launching Base, and launch these babies into the atmosphere! These are American Freedom Spreading Rockets, folks! We at FFFTech have a hard-on for AMERICA, and as such; you can print and load multiple Freedom Cartridges to launch and rapid reload volleys on those commie bastards! So what are you waiting for fellow American citizen??? Spread the PURE UNADULTERATED AMERICAN DREAM OF FREEDOM, TODAY!!!!!!! (Or you're a commie....) Disclaimer: FFFTech is not a real company, and as such should not be taken literally in the previous advertisement. The Freedom Delivery System should be enjoyed responsibly. These are not rockets, they're bottle rockets. They do not reach intercontinental distances, nor do they enter the stratosphere. With bottle rockets launched at their designed launch angle, they reach 40-50ft at most. (Estimated) As stated previously, I don't take any responsibility for any harm that is caused by misuse or general usage. Please be safe. Post Printing: Sanding and Alignment Once the Freedom Cartridge has had its brim removed, and all sides are equally sanded, insert it into the launch base to check for alignment. Repeat the process until the cartridge slides in and out with little force.