Freedom Delivery System (FDS)

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Hey You! Are you a proud eagle soaring high, a hero who walked on the moon, an American who fiercely defends freedom? Don't you wish those folks living just across your fence felt as grateful for their liberty as you do? Well, we've got the brains, the innovation, and the know-how to bring you the most fantastic product ever! Introducing the Freedom Flinger - a device that unleashes volleys of pure American joy into the air, spreading freedom to every corner! This baby is specifically designed to launch TNT Brand Whistling Pete rockets or similar size fireworks at an 82° angle. It's so awesome that NASA would be green with envy and SpaceX would be left speechless! Kim Jong-un has nothing on this incredible device. Simply load three rockets into the Freedom Cartridge, insert it into the Freedom Launching Base, and blast off into the sky! These are not just fireworks; they're intercontinental freedom-spreading missiles that will leave everyone in awe! We at FFFTech are passionate about America and proud to offer you a way to print and load multiple Freedom Cartridges for rapid reloads. So what are you waiting for, fellow American? Join us in spreading the pure unadulterated American dream of freedom today! Important note: Please enjoy the Freedom Flinger responsibly. It's not a real company, and we shouldn't be taken literally. The Freedom Delivery System is just a fancy name for a bottle rocket launcher that reaches 40-50ft at most when launched at its designed angle. We don't take responsibility for any harm caused by misuse or general usage. Be safe!