Fred Colon - Discworld

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Fred Colon is a beloved character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. For years, he has served as a respected sergeant in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Known for his rugged yet laid-back demeanor, Fred earns his title as "one of nature's sergeants." His robust build and preference for avoiding physical exertion make him a great fit for desk duty. Whenever possible, Fred chooses to patrol bridges and large buildings, using them as makeshift barriers against potential thieves. According to Fred, leaning against these structures keeps him safe from harm – not to mention the wind. A closer look at this seemingly lazy Watch officer reveals surprising depths. While his peers often view Fred as a bit dim-witted, overweight, and cowardly, he has an uncanny ability to sense tension in crowded areas. His knowledge of Ankh-Morpork's streets is unparalleled among his colleagues, gained from years of observing the city's rhythms and habits.