Excalibeer

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The Legend of Excalibeer After an exhausting day, a brave hero craves a cold beer to mark the end of a long day of labor. The bottle already sparkles in the fading sunlight, and dew condenses on its outside, a beautiful sight. But just as the hero reaches for the bottle cap, disaster strikes - no opener is nearby, no stone small enough, no wood hard enough to budge the cap. On the edge of defeat, a lovely voice calls out to the hero, "Come, find me, prove yourself worthy..." Weary and frustrated from the struggle, the hero stumbles upon a barren plain, where a sword hilt rises up to the sky, waiting for someone worthy to free it from its misery and unlock its legendary powers. With what remains of his strength, our hero grasps the sword and pulls with all his might, the muscles in his arms shaking, his feet firmly planted on the stone. A sudden screech echoes through the plain as the sword comes free, bathing the area in a flash of light. Standing tall, Excalibeer gleams in hand, ready to finally vanquish his arch-nemesis - the evil bottle cap. No match for the legendary sword's might, our hero smiles into the sunset, savoring the taste of victory and a well-deserved beer. To forge such an extraordinary sword, ancient smiths employed daring and mystical techniques. They infused two 75mm M3 threaded bars into the blade to prevent it from shattering in battle with a bottle cap. The entire construction was reinforced with a 250mm M8 threaded bar, making Excalibeer the ultimate weapon. May your day be filled with glory, and may your beverage be worthy of being conquered by such an extraordinary sword. As always, happy printing. STAstefan