E-Vise V1

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Here at FFFTech, we're in desperate need of a steady hand as we guzzle copious amounts of coffee. (WE'RE GETTING SOME SERIOUS JITTERS!) With SO much caffeine, our shaky hands quickly transform into jazz hands. Considering this, our hapless engineers took on the task of crafting a simple yet effective vise. Yes, my loyal customer! Now YOU can possess the AMAZING, and "Completely Original" E-Vise V1! No other vise comes close to this incredible tool! It's patent-pending "Screw and Jaw" design that NOBODY (I MEAN, REALLY) has ever attempted before helps secure a rock-solid grip on anything you're working on. Whether it's electronics development, woodworking, or even dildo designing; this vise holds everything in place! Some standout features include: * Fully 3D printed with no hardware required whatsoever! * Both jaws boast horizontal and vertical grooves to facilitate board design and repair. * Four screw mount slots for effortless workshop mounting. * Simple to construct using minimal tools. We printed this beauty in "You're Gonna Have to Cut It Off" Black, "My Life Is Going Nowhere" Grey, and "I KNEW There Was Pulp In This!" Orange. But you can print it in any color; from "Does This Look Infected?" Green all the way to "The Short Bus" Yellow. So stop squeezing your balls with your hands and print an E-Vise V1 today! (Yes... that's a picture of a vise stuck inside another vise) UPDATE: The E-Vise V2 is now available at: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4375807