DRINKING STRAW

thingiverse

Now anyone with a couple thousand dollars can print their own plastic straw in the comfort of their living room. Only one sea turtle suffered an injury during the project's design phase while attempting to achieve the perfect O.D. for the straw to fit snugly within an adult sea turtle's nostril. Please refrain from reusing 3D printed straws, as they can harbor germs and pose a significant risk of contamination. If pieces break off while in use, you may inadvertently ingest them or choke on them. No studies have been conducted to determine the potential consequences of ingesting these fragments, which could range from mild discomfort to severe harm. If this project receives sufficient likes (reaching 1,000), we will design a new model featuring a tactical picatinny rail for attaching accessories. If it reaches an impressive milestone of one million likes, we will explore ways to create a disposable siphon mixing shot glass accessory.