Doorknob Block

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New from FFFTech: We've created something revolutionary - an innovation that surpasses even canned bread! (Yes... that's a real thing, unfortunately.) After our local engineer slammed the door for what felt like the hundredth time, we had to repair a gaping hole in the wall caused by the doorknob. Once we plugged and painted the potential gloryhole, we decided it was time to come up with a solution. Introducing the Doorknob Block! This expertly crafted device that no one has ever thought of before will keep your weak-willed walls from becoming filthy gloryholes! Featuring an 80mm diameter dome, it protects against even the largest doorknobs! (Keep your mind out of the gutter!) Simply mount the device where the doorknob meets the wall, and voila! You can now kick in your door with confidence, even if you're a violent person - you'll be covered! So go to anger management class, you volatile individual, and print the Doorknob Block today! And remember: it protects and it attacks, but most importantly, it comes in black!