Dog warning sign (Czech)

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Dog Warning Sign in Czech with Funny Text Saying "If You Trespass My Gate, I'll Bite Your Testicles Off" - A Rhyming Threat! My friend recently sent me a Czech-language warning sign featuring a ridiculous image of a dog and a laughable message that read something like: "If you trespass my gate, I will bite your testicles off." The sign was meant to be humorous, but the accompanying picture of a mangy dog only added to its comedic value. My friend's intention was to create a tongue-in-cheek warning sign that would deter intruders from entering his property. However, the silly image and message made it more likely to bring laughter than fear. I decided to modify the sign by replacing the lame dog picture with a real photograph of a dog, making the threat even more amusing. The original Czech text read: "Je-li jste neoprávněný na mé pozemky, máte riskovat testikly." When translated to English, it means: "If you trespass my property, you have a chance to lose your testicles." The rhyming scheme and wordplay added to the humor of the message.