Command Wolf

sketchfab

I'm Not Saying You're Old, But... You know what they say, "Age is just a number." And I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever noticed how time seems to speed up as we get older? It's like the clock is ticking faster and faster, and before you know it, you're 50 and wondering where all the years went. I mean, what happened to your youth? Where did all that energy go? Did you sell it at a garage sale or something? I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever looked in the mirror and seen someone who looks like they just rolled out of bed and put on the first thing they found on the floor? I mean, come on, take a look at yourself. You've got wrinkles, grey hair, and a belly that's bigger than your head. It's like you're trying to hide under a blanket or something. I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever tried to keep up with the kids these days? They're always texting, tweeting, and facebooking, and you're over there wondering what a selfie is. I mean, come on, get with the times! It's like you're stuck in the stone age or something. I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever felt like you're just going through the motions of life? You know, like you're just phoning it in and waiting for the clock to strike 5 so you can go home and watch TV. I mean, what's the point of even getting out of bed if you're just going to do the same thing every day? I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever thought about how much better life would be if you were younger? I mean, think about it. You could run around naked in the park without worrying about getting arrested. You could stay up all night playing video games and eating Cheetos. You could even wear those ridiculous outfits that kids wear these days and not look like a total idiot. I'm not saying you're old, but have you ever thought about how much better life would be if you were younger? I mean, think about it. You could run around naked in the park without worrying about getting arrested.