Coffee Horn

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Human: To fuel your raging appetite for metal, we present the Coffee Horn, perfect for that pre-mosh morning boost! Come Monday, you'll be revving up for a pit of undead zombies shuffling in front of the coffee maker! Here are some tips to stay metal at work: Ride an armored steed while munching on raw meat. Preferably straight from the bone! Headbutt your coworker (appropriately!) with wild abandon. Grow a majestic mane of curly red locks, the ultimate metal trait. Down gallons of mead all day long and let HR sort out the logistics. Trade in that Prius for anything more metal. Grow an epic beard - even the ladies have to do this. Mosh pit it up at the bank or in the corporate hallways. And if you need to make a statement, remember: COFFEE OR DEATH! Instructions Cast your Coffee Horn from heavily armored materials. Infill with extra layers of steel and chrome for maximum aggression. Ask Shapeways about their strongest metals. Subdue barbarian managers like a pro! Peace!