Chinese Throwing Spork (hire-shuriken)

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In these challenging times, the importance of distance cannot be overstated - especially when it comes to weapons. While the Sporkle Axepult offers a bit of space and the Sporkchucks can be thrown in an emergency, blunt force just isn't enough. That's why I introduce the Chinese Throwing Spork (hira-shuriken) - a long-range, instant-kill utensil that means business. (I know the term "Chinese Throwing [Whatever]" is a Western misnomer, but it's what I grew up with.) This spork has a hidden feature: use its tongs to capture up to five grapes for you and your friends. Balance it on your fingertip and watch as the secret ninja among you hides a grape inside the spork. If it falls to the ground, you're all safe. Left-handed throwers can access the southpaw feature by switching hands before throwing. Other deadly utensils in the series include the Sporkle Axepult (printable on Thingiverse) and the Sporkchucks (also available on Thingiverse). Just remember to print, stalk prey from the shadows, and enjoy some Jello during your mission. (Printed with support material using slic3r.)