Chest Mimic 28mm D&D DnD Pathfinder Starfinder Monster

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My Honorable Lord Dressari, The adventurers you dispatched to infiltrate the tower have failed miserably, and in a most embarrassing manner. They've concocted outlandish tales of furniture springing to life and attacking them, which they claim are part of a clever ruse to deceive your intelligence. These fanciful fabrications have taken on a life of their own, with the adventurers now demanding compensation for their fabricated stories. They're calling these imaginary assailants "Mimics," and it's clear that they've been spinning a web of deceit to cover up their failure to complete the task. I've had them locked away in the drunk tank, where they're currently reeking of intoxication. It's likely that they've been drinking away their ill-gotten gains from the Crown, which only serves to further discredit their already-tarnished reputations. The wizard among them is also providing false testimony, having forged documents that purport to link these "mimics" to Marvolo the Malcontent's Laboratory. The notion that the Malcontent would design a garbage disposal unit to match his tower's décor seems far-fetched, especially considering that it conveniently allows the adventurers to avoid unlocking the tower's gates. With your approval, Milord, I propose that these individuals be brought to trial and punished for their treasonous activities, dereliction of duty, and blatant disregard for the truth. Their expenses totaling 150pp should also be taken into account when determining their fate. Sergeant Rhodes