Chapstick Launcher

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In a world where chapstick is perpetually under siege, one vehicle emerges as an unyielding champion: the Chapstick Launcher. This ultimate chapstick arsenal boasts capabilities to store up to two tubes and be reloaded with ease, unleashing a relentless barrage of firepower that leaves chapped lips no chance whatsoever. For added convenience, the entire contraption can be assembled from readily available parts. Caution is advised, as wielding this behemoth will instantaneously boost coolness by 3000% and render chapstick loss an obsolete concern. Those who are unable to cope with such unparalleled awesomeness would do well to refrain from attempting its creation – or perhaps I simply have no authority over you.