buddha / Donald Trump xover

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The enigmatic figure of Siddhartha Gautama, a man of unyielding conviction and unwavering resolve, now finds himself transmogrified into the mold of a quintessential American businessman - Donald J. Trump. As he surveys his newly acquired kingdom, the former Buddha's eyes gleam with an aura of confidence, his voice booming with an air of certainty that borders on the messianic. "We're going to make Buddhism great again," he declares, his words dripping with a mix of charm and menace. With a flick of his wrist, Trump conjures up a new incarnation - that of the Buddha's faithful companion, Angulimala, but this time as a ruthless corporate raider. "I'm going to make this industry so big, so strong, so powerful," he growls, his eyes fixed intently on the prize. Meanwhile, in a bizarre twist of fate, the Buddha's nemesis - the demon Mara - has been reincarnated as none other than Trump's arch-nemesis, the media. "The fake news is going to make me so angry, so furious," Mara/Buddha growls, his voice taking on a menacing tone. As the unlikely duo navigates this strange new world, they find themselves embroiled in a battle for supremacy - a clash of titans that will determine the very fate of Buddhism itself. Will Trump's unyielding ambition and Mara's cunning guile prove too much for the Buddha to handle? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky tale of Buddhist-Businessman-Baddie mayhem.