BS Guard - Ear Protector

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You've all been in a situation where you just can't take it anymore, right? Well, I'm about to reveal the solution that's going to change everything. This project was born out of inspiration from a cardboard bullshit guard my friend Bob made way back 20 years ago or so. Huge thanks go to him for sparking this idea. Wearing these at work might be seen as a potentially "career-limiting" move, while wearing them while listening to your spouse could put their patience to the test. You're welcome to give it a try. Included files are: (bullshit_guard_151003_all-in-one.stl), which includes everything needed for one pair of ear protectors. When printed out, they measure approximately 150 mm by 110 mm in size. (bullshit_guard_151003_shield.stl) is just one shield and has a print size of about 75 mm by 77 mm when it's done. (And if you want two ear clips, (bullshit_guard_151003_clip_dup2.stl) has them. They measure roughly 75 mm by 28 mm in size after printing). Once your parts are printed out, just follow these easy instructions: Glue a "clip" to the back of the "shield" using some acetone. That's it. My wife used acrylic paint to decorate this baby with a beautiful hand-painted steaming pile of poop. I think she did a pretty amazing job on it if you ask me.